Thanks, Bro^SM lets you say thank you like a man - with beef jerky and beer.

Our Mission: To help you overcome the emasculation of saying thanks like a sissy.

Download the Thanks, Bro^SM Press Kit here, bro.

We're a Manhattan delivery service that lets you say thanks without having to resort to the frill of fruit, flowers, or candy. We show up at a bro or bro-ette's place (as long as it's in Manhattan - at least for the time being) with the beef jerky and beer of your choice, packaged in one of many bro-rific options (Yankees caps, replica Jets helmets, etc) for a price that takes it easy on your wallet so you can afford to buy your own beer, bro.

Just click on "thank a bro" at the bottom there, pick your beer, beef jerky, the container you want it delivered in, tell us who you are, where your bro lives, what you want the thank you note to be, click submit and send the email without changing any of the jargon in the body. We'll get back to you with a payment invoice and to work out any particulars, and you're done - your bro has been thanked. We'll even send you a confirmation email moments after the Thanks, Bro^SM has been delivered with an attached picture of what your bro just received.

Frequently Asked Stuff:

Look man, my birthday is in a couple-
We only take orders from and deliver to individuals who are twenty-one years of age or older and we check ID on every delivery, bro.

What exactly is a Fuck You, Bro?

Do you have stuff other than beer and beef jerky?
We have some other stuff too, if your bro doesn't like beef jerky or beer - but if that's the case we think he's a sissy, just so you know.

Is there a phone number I can call to order or ask a question?
We hate phones. Please use the order form if you'd like to place an order, and email us if you have questions, comments, or just want to talk shit.

What are your hours of operation?
This is a mom-and-pop operation here, and we are currently taking orders Monday through Friday, from 9 AM to 5 PM. While we do not do same-day deliveries, we are usually able to make a delivery happen within 24-48 hours. Anything received after 5 PM will be processed on the next business day, so please bear with us, bro.

What is your delivery zone?
Anywhere in Manhattan below 96th street, bro.

I wanna say thanks, bro in a way I don't see on the order page. Do you do custom-made Thanks, Bro^SM packages?
We'd prefer every Thanks, Bro to be a custom order, so it never hurts to ask, bro. Email us.